- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

I asked her where you were.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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