- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

swag

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A American seeking into mexico

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

civil rights

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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