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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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