why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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