Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Read a Book.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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