- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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