This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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