- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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