I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Albert <3 Hunter

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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