What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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