What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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