How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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