- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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