How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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