What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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