- Anti Joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I'm going to rewrite history. History.