- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Waseem is a hard worker.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why can't jokes spit?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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