- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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