Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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