I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Ben Corbishley

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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