- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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