- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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