- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Knock Knock Who's there

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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