What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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