Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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