I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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