- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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