- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Once upon a time a was born

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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