Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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