- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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