Here come the elephants over the hill!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

There's my tractor.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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