- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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