- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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