- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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