- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

asians have slitted eyes lol

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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