Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

My spelling is horrible

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Detroit has a low crime rate

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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