- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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