- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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