you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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