- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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