What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

why are black people so fast? because there black

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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