An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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James Patrick Campbell

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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