Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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