- Anti Joke

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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pobody's nerfect

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.