why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Anti Joke

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