- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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