What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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