- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

civil rights

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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