- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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