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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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