- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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