CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Knock knock.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

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