- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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