- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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