A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Golf.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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