- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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