- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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