- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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