- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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