What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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black people

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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