- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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