What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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