- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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