why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Anti Joke

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