Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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