- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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