- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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