- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

whats green and lives in the water

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Knock Know! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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