- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Beka has AIDS

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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