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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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