- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

rocky is here again.......................

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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