What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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