Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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