What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Tall asians

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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