A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Whats green? The color green.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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