- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.