- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Death by kayak

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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