Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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