- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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