- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock Knock. Not home.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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