- Anti Joke

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results