Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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HOLY COW!

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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