- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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