- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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