Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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