- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.