There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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