- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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