- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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