- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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