What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops