- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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