- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

woman's rights

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Robin, get in the car!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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