- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I hate blackniggers

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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