- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I just threw up..In my pants.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Knock Knock. Not home.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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