What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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