- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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