What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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