whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Anti Joke

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