I will create more jobs for americans

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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