What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Poker? I barely even know her.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Women's rights.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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