What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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