what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Anti Joke

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