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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I'm Polish.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Please ignore this statement.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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