- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are red Im adopted

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Nothing. He made it home safely.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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