A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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You were born.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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