What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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