Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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