Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A Serbian Film

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

why am I writing this...im bored

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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