You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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womens rights.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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