- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A seal walks into a club.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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