what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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