- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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