What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Anti Joke

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