- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

i found waldo.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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