Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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I'm Batman.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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