- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

what is big and white? Your Mom

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