- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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