Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Golf.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Grace Ackerson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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