- Anti Joke

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Want to hear a joke? No.

All of these jokes are about white people

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!