- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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