- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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